Western Signs – Medium


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Wild West Gift Emporium presents a collection of handmade, antiqued Western Signs. They are stressed to appear old and worn. The signs feature both humorous and serious sayings.
Real pine wood in Colorado is used in the making of each sign. Colors and wood grain can vary from what is shown in the images below. No two are exactly alike. Made in the U.S.A. What a fantastic gift!

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Guns – Small

Western Signs - Guns-Small

11″ x 17″

Coffee – Small

Western Signs - Coffee-Small

11″ x 18″

Purchase – Small

Western Signs - Purchase-Small

11″ x 18″
Cowboys; Leave Your Guns At The Bar!
Cowboy Coffee: Have A Cup With A Friend When The Day Begins!
The Purchase: A Rancher Had Been Taken Several Times By A Local Car Dealer. One Day, The Car Dealer Informed The Rancher That He Was Coming Over To Purchase A Cow. The Rancher Priced The Unit As Follows…

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Business Hours

Western Signs - Business Hours

11″ x 17″

Braggin’

Western Signs - Braggin

11″ x 15″

Beartooth Lodge

Western Signs - Beartooth Lodge

11″ x 17″
Business Hours: We’re Open; Most days about 9 or 10, Occasionally as early as 7, But sometimes as late as 12 or 1.
Cowboy’s Logic: It Ain’t Bragging If You Can Do It!
Beartooth Lodge – Guided Hunts, Good Stories, Warm Fire, Great Food, Comfortable Cabins.

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Pony Express

Western Signs - Pony Express

11″ x 20″

Cowboy Therapy

Western Signs - Cowboy Therapy

11″ x 15″

Team Ropers

Western Signs - Team Ropers

11″ x 17″
Pony Express; St. Joseph, Missouri to California in 10 Days or Less. WANTED: Young, Skinny, Wiry Fellows, not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily..
Cowboy Therapy; Horseback and Wide Open Spaces!
2007 Dodge Dually 3500,$42,989; 4 Horse Trailer with Livin’ Quarters, $54,617; 2 Bales of Hay & Stall Fees, $94; Headin’ Horse, $17,000…

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Blacksmith

Western Signs - Blacksmith

11″ x 20″

Outhouse Rules

Western Signs - Outhouse Rules

11″ x 18″

Calving/Haying Season

Western Sign - Calving-Haying Season

15″ x 11″
Blacksmith Shop: New Shoes; $.75 A Hoof; Re-Sets; $.50 A Hoof; Trim; $.35; No Advice Needed! No Spoiled Horses!
Outhouse Rules: 1. Close The Door 2. Make Sure There Is Enough Paper For The Next Cowboy 3. Put The Seat Down 4. Leave It Like You Found It!
Business Hours Subject To Change During Calving Season/Business Hours Subject To Change During Haying Season (Sign Is Reversible! – Both sides are shown).

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Speed Limit

Western Signs - Speed Limit

11″ x 14″

Cowboy 10 Commandments

Western Signs - Cowboy 10 Commandments

11″ x 17″

Eat, Sleep, Rope, Repeat

Western Signs- Eat-Sleep-Rope-Repeat

11″ x 15″
Walk, Trot, Lope.
Cowboy 10 Commandments.
Pendleton Round-Up Centennial 1910-2010.

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Me and My Ranch

Western Signs - Me and My Ranch

11″ x 16″

Tears

Western Signs - Tears

11″ x 14″

May Your Belly Never

Western Signs - May Your Belly Never

11″ x 15″
As For Me & My Ranch, We Will Serve the LORD.
I Laughed So Hard, Tears Ran Down My Leg…
May Your Belly Never Grumble, May Your Heart Never Ache, May Your Horse Never Stumble, May Your Cinch Never Break.

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Welcome

Western Signs - Welcome

15″ x 11″

Welcome – Now Get

Western Signs - Welcome-Now Get

15″ x 11″

Cotton Pickin’ Ranch

Western Signs - Cotton Pickin Ranch

17″ x 11″
Welcome!
Welcome…Now GET!
Welcome To The Cotton Pickin’ Ranch!

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Potato Chips

Western Signs - Potato Chips

15″ x 11″

Upstream

Western Signs - Upstream

15″ x 11″

Women Luv Horses

Western Signs - Women Luv Horses

15″ x 11″
Horses Are Like Potato Chips… You Can’t Have Just One!
Always Drink Upstream From The Herd!
Women Luv Horses.

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Inquire

Western Signs - Inquire

15″ x 11″

Trust

Western Signs - Trust

15″ x 11″

Cowboy Baths

WEstern Signs - Cowboy Baths

15″ x 11″
Cowboys Wanted: Inquire Within.
Trust Everyone… But Brand Your Calves!
Dear God, Please Tell Mama Cowboys Don’t Take Baths!

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Cowgirl Baths

Western Signs - Cowgirl Baths

15″ x 11″

Please One Person

Western Signs - Please One Person

17″ x 11″

Daddy of Em All-Pink

Western Signs - Grandmas Babysitting Service

15″ x 11″
Dear God, Please Tell Mama Cowgirls Don’t Take Baths!
I Can Only Please One Person A Day… And Today Is NOT Your Day… And Tomorrow Is Not Looking Any Better!
Little One’s Always Welcome! Services Include: Homemade Cookies, Bedtime Stories, Shoes Tied, Tears Dried…

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Rules the Roost

Western Signs - Rules the Roost

16″ x 11″

Pay Cash

Western Sign - Pay Cash

17″ x 11″

No Autographs

Western Signs - No Autographs

15″ x 11″
He Rules The Roost, I Rule The Rooster.
In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash!
No Autographs Please!

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Lonesome Dove Hotel

Western Sign - Lonesome Dove Hotel-Key Rack

24″ x 11″

Warrant

Western Signs - Warrant

18″ x 11″

Dial 911

Western Signs - Dial 911

18″ x 11″
Lonesome Dove Hotel Key Rack. Room Keys Included!
Come Back With A Warrant!
We Don’t Dial 911!

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Load Guns

Western Signs - Load Guns

18″ x 11″

Unattended

Western Signs - Unattended

18″ x 11″

90 Year Old Man

Western Signs - 90 Year Old Man

18″ x 11″
Load Well Your Guns, For Your Path Is Over My Dead Body!
All Children Left Unattended Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy!
WANTED: Man about 90 years old, half blind, with one bad leg, good with a gun, to watch my wife while I go hunting.

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Smokin’ Barn

Western Signs - Smokin Barn

18″ x 11″

Arguing

Western Signs - Arguing

18″ x 11″

Reserve the Right

Western Signs - Reserve the Right

18″ x 11″
If Your Smokin’ In This Barn, You Better Be On Fire!
There Are Two Theories When Arguin’ With A Woman, Neither One Works!
We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone; This Includes You!

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Cowboy’s Place-Small

Western Signs - Cowboys Place-Small

20″ x 11″

Heaven-Small

Western Signs - Heaven-Small

20″ x 11″

Cowgirl’s Place-Small

Western Signs - Cowgirls Place-Small

20″ x 11″
Cowboy’s Place.
Cowgirl Heaven.
Cowgirl’s Place.

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Good Man-Small

Western Signs - Good Man-Small

21″ x 11″

Good Woman

Western Signs - Good Woman-Small

20″ x 11″

Angel Bunkhouse

Western Signs - Angel Bunkhouse

19″ x 11″
WANTED: “Good Man” Must Ride, Rope, Brand, & Ski, Must Be A Sure Shot, Rugged, Romantic, Rich & Handsome….
WANTED: “Good Woman” Must Sew, Cook, Skin & Gut. Clean & Shovel Horse Stalls. Must Have Horse & Saddle…
Angel Bunkhouse.

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Successful Rancher

Western Signs - Successful Rancher

20″ x 11″

Never Approach

Western Signs - Never Approach

20″ x 11″

Hat Creek Cattle Co

Western Signs - Hat Creek Cattle Co

21″ x 11″
Behind Every Successful Rancher Is A Wife Who Works In Town!
Never Approach A Bull From The Front; A Horse From The Rear; Or A Fool From Any Direction!
The famous Hat Creek Cattle Company Sign from the movie Lonesome Dove.

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